OK, so we've had Big Momma, or Grandma, for a few months. She's very attached to me. She loves me so much that when she is really excited about seeing me, she humps....Which is a little embarrassing. Well, OK, it's super embarrassing.
She cannot contain herself, and you can see her working her way up to it, and it's like, oh shit there she goes. She's going to hump me, in front of everyone as if I'm her bitch. Umm. grab the back of her neck, tell her no before she starts. UGH. too late. Everyone's already laughing. sigh.
So, the hubby finds this to be super funny. As I cringe, he's laughing his ass off at it. It was so frustrating that one time I threatened to hump her back, wait, did I just say that? yeah, that was not a shining moment. He laughed even harder-do you hear what you just said to the dog? I think you're losing it. Maybe I am. But you don't know how embarrassing this is!
He thought it was sooo funny. Except last night she did it to him. hahahhaha. not so funny anymore, is it? Now I see the humor in it......well played Big Momma. Well played.
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